themadmaiden

Title: Quiet Time
Fandom: House, M.D.
Characters: Gregory House and James Wilson
Prompt: #56 – Breakfast
Word Count: 522
Rating: PGish
Summary: Wilson just wants to eat his breakfast.
Author's Notes: The characters of House, MD do not belong to me.

( Quiet Time )

Example (Harry Potter-style!):
Seeing the Three Broomsticks' cheery atmosphere, the Hog's Head pub was louche in comparison.

⌈ Secret Post #926 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

101.

( More! )

Notes:

EPIC TORCHWOOD SPOILERS DAY

y'know, heads up

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Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

The meet-up yesterday with psymonet, subtlesphinx, seanseansean and neverconcede was awesome. dmo214 came with. We ate at Cafe Brazil, went to the aquarium, went to Pocket Sandwich Theatre and threw popcorn at strangers, then went to psymonet's hotel room for a bit for drinks, TQC, and general hanging out... oh and briefly getting imaria on video to say hi.

It was a lot of fun and the feel of the day can be summed up by neverconcede... "It's like Captain Planet... wind, water, herpes!"

I am still tired though despite sleeping in this morning so I may have a nap soon.

Yay.

Title:  Baking Lessons
Rating: PG
Starring: Donut and Sarge
Summary: Donut teaches Sarge how to bake
Warnings: unbeta'd

TITLE: Funny the Way It Is
RATING: NC-17
PAIRING/CHARACTERS: Wade/Bob
ABOUT: After a rampant night of drinking and other half-forgotten activities, Wade and Bob are confused, stupid, awkward men.
NOTES: More posting 'fics of posterity's sake from the kink meme. HOORAY. It's been edited further, though.

( I don't remember sex ever being THIS difficult, BOB. )

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Thanks!

I just want to remind everyone that the best way to send in a suggestion is to pottersues@gmail.com or pottersues@hotmail.com. Several of you are trying to submit Sues in the comments and via message to my Inbox. I might miss the comments, and my Inbox deletes messages that are more than 2 weeks old.

Thanks to xvmorganalefayv for sending in this Sue!

TITLE:
PERPETRATOR: halfbreedfox
SUE-O-METER: (bad)

FULL NAME: Amethyst Nicole Smyth
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: "Dark Brown"
EYES: "Purple/Violet"
MARKINGS: 5'2"
POSSESSIONS: a black dog at home and a collection of plush rabbits. She wears pants under her Ravenclaw uniform.

ORIGIN: An author is writing a "Harry Potter story" and has made a contest to have others create OCs for this story. This is one of the entries.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: A fourth year Ravenclaw. Snape calls on her to answer questions, despite her disability, when he feels like being a jerk.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is mute, people think she is being snobby because she doesn't answer them. She transmits her thoughts to people by touching their forehead.

NOTES: What I don't understand is that Hogwarts made accommodations and modifications for Remus "Werewolf" Lupin, I don't see why they don't do the same for this girl. As a teacher the goal is to make sure that every student has an equal opportunity to learn and this is clearly not shown or is logical in this story.

( Not a story, but an info-dump. )

Thanks to the anonymous minion who sent in this Sue!

TITLE: Sup Dude
PERPETRATOR: Bloodyrose Uchiha
SUE-O-METER: (awful)

FULL NAME: Scarlet Uchiha. That surname looks familiar, eh Suethor?
SPECIES: Witch
HAIR: long and black
EYES: "her eyes change from green to black often and she has naturally dark eyes so she doesn’t need makeup"
MARKINGS:
POSSESSIONS: a "BFF" named Kaya, a "flying skateboard", a "Aluminum beaters bat for Quittage", a cell phone that plays "Girl by beck", "black skinny jeans and bright green tank top", a "pet cobra" named Kitty, a wand: "redwood, 13 ½ in., sea serpent scale core".

ORIGIN: She is a "California surfer chick" who is attending Hogwarts as a "American Ministry of Magic Ambassador".
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: She will probably be sorted into Gryffindor. She will meet the Marauders and is going to be paired with Sirius.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: She is a "deadly cool troublemaker".

NOTES: Prankster? Check. American? Check. Modern technology and clothing? Check. Modern Popular Culture References? Check. Minions, we have a Sue!

( Excuse me, I have to go claw my eyes now. It will be much less aggravating that reading this Sue. )

My 17 year old nephew just told me something that disturbed both he and I to no end. He was hanging out with a girl yesterday and she said that he looked like Edward Cullen. So of course he asked me: "Do I sparkle in sunlight?"

"No, you just burn," I replied.

My nephew looks nothing like Robert Pattinson. His hair's short, he usually has a tan and he's six five. This girl is friggin nuts. Plus my nephew isn't emo. But something good came out of this. We were discussing vegetarians in twilight and I came up with this:

"They are not vegetarians, their just lowering their standards"


I figured this would give you a laugh.

Just a note. Test Subject #76- Also known as John Smith is fine.
He has only been fired. Please stop spreeding the rumours that he has been killed off. That is not true.
The AI does not have the ability to do this anymore.

Thank you,

The Lab Team

Test Subject #76 has been dealt with.
Testing can now resume as usual.

It seems like we are still having trouble with test subject  #76.
They seem to believe that they are trapped in the building. Despite reassurances they have become hostile.
It has become a neccessity to deal with them.

Today I realized how much I like bleeding.
I don't know why I do, but there's something about it that I like.
Earlier I was just sitting around and the thought came to me.
I just...really like blood. I don't have some freaky blood 'fetish' or anything, and I don't like to smear it all over or drink it or anything like that.
Just...I like the act of bleeding.
I think I find it calming.
Maybe I'm totally off, but this is kind of what I've been thinking about today.
Perhaps that's half of the reason why I cut.
I just might be piecing it all together...
I have the punishment thing down, and now I'm adding on to it with the fact that I just like to bleed.
Hmm...
I don't know why this is so complex. It really shouldn't be. I'm not a very complex person.

Today was kind of a waste.
I've felt like that about the last several days, honestly.
I've gotten some things accomplished, but I just feel really lazy and disgusting.
I'm so gross. I looked into the mirror today while brushing my teeth, and I almost started crying.
I need to make a lot of changes, and if I don't make them soon, I don't think I'll ever make them.

It's been three (? I think) days since I last cut, but I've felt like doing it every night ever since.
I'm just always too tired to do it...and I can't make myself sign offline.
Every night for the past several nights I've been talking to this guy online, and I don't like to cut myself when I'm talking to someone, even if they'll never know. It just feels wrong. I don't know. That might not make any sense.
Well, I like talking to him, so I don't sign off until really late, and then I just kind of crash. I'll lie in bed for an hour (minimum) and just think. I'll be too devoid of energy to cut, because I can never make cutting a short procedure.

I need to start trying to sleep earlier.
A few hours ago I had the lights off and it was just after dark and I had just my laptop on, and I curled up in my bed and it was so nice. I could've fallen asleep right then and there.
Sleeping in the dark is so much better than sleeping in the light.
When I go to sleep when it's light out, I feel like I hardly even slept.
It's just different....in a bad way.

I wonder if my lack of interest in sex/lack of sex drive is something that I caused, or if that's just how I am.
People try to make you feel like you're a freak if you're not interested in tapping everything that you see.
Maybe it is weird since sex is a natural thing and that's how we continue as a species, but I'm tired of feeling so weird all the time because I have no interest in sex whatsoever.
Maybe it's because I'm fat and disgusting and I hate my body and I don't want to share it with anyone. That's possible. That's probably at least partly why. It can't be the whole reason, though, because I don't even have sexual urges. Yeah, I have crushes a lot and I like men, but I never feel like doing any more than just kissing.
It's not that I'm a prude either. I'm really not.
I don't know.
For a little while not that long ago I was really considering asexuality and whatnot.
I don't know though if that applies to me or not.
I'm not really sure.
It's confusing.
I never thought that I'd ever be confused about my sexuality/sexual identity at ALL. I'm confortable in my orientation and gender -- I'm confident that I am a heterosexual female. However, some aspects of my sexual identity are fuzzy.
It's just...weird. I don't like it. I don't like being confused.

I feel very...caught in the middle in regards to a lot of things.
I want to live the perfect life, be stable and happy, work hard, find love, and do everything that I'd always dreamed I'd do....but yet I also feel like giving up, working as little as possible, and going on the way I am.
There's a part of the old child inside of myself that keeps trying to make me go back to the way I was before I fell into a black pit of depression, despair, and self-injury, but it's a very small part that often lacks power. I want it but I don't think that I want it badly enough...or maybe I just can't do it.
Part of the problem is that I'm getting used to being how I am now: unstable, lazy, a cutter, etc. It's becoming all too familiar and comfortable and I'm almost even becoming okay with it...to an extent.

All I know is that some changes need to be made....and soon.

EDIT: Oh god.
I just looked back at old entries and found these two pictures: 1 & 2.
They're from a month ago or more.
They're making me really really want to cut the top of my arm again.
It's the most satisfying place now. I just want to hack away at my arm and make even just one deep cut.
It's so hard not to.
I can't. I really can't.
I'm going on a trip (July 26th to August 2nd) and we'll be in California and I'll have to wear short sleeves a lot to go along with all of the shirts and stuff that we have to wear (it's a school trip).
I can't possibly walk around with a band-aid the whole time.
I don't want to draw attention to my already scarred-up arm.
Fuck.
I want to do this so badly.
Maybe I'll try a deep one somewhere else...
I don't know.

More Grimmons because people apparently love it!

Title: One Week part 1
Pairing: Grif/Simmons obviously and Donut/Sarge if you look for it and think that way.
Rating: G
Summary: One week of leave from the war going to Hawaii.
A/N: I'm not sure how many parts there are going to be, but at least three or four.  And this Grif is so beyond perfect that it's almost unbelievable.

( Tanning time! )